One Constant Embarrassment


superhobbitwhomerlockpotterbal:

This is the best version of Rapunzel that i have ever seen

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jonesypop:

Kiki’s Delivery Service!

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specktoons:

That time of the month came early this time! That’s right! RAGE AGAINST THE VAGEEN is happening again already!
If you’re in the Rochester or Upstate NY area you should definitely swing by!

Tonight! Tonight! Get excited! And the club owner booked us a very special guest who isn’t often seen in public.

specktoons:

That time of the month came early this time! That’s right! RAGE AGAINST THE VAGEEN is happening again already!

If you’re in the Rochester or Upstate NY area you should definitely swing by!

Tonight! Tonight! Get excited! And the club owner booked us a very special guest who isn’t often seen in public.

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micdotcom:

Days after Michael Brown’s death, Ferguson looks like a war zone

A vigil held for Michael Brown, an unarmed black teenager gunned down by Ferguson, Mo., police on Saturday in disputed circumstances, turned into what the media described as a riot on Monday evening.

But while national coverage has focused on the indisputably counterproductive violence and destruction committed by Ferguson residents during a moment of anguish, videos and photos taken from the scene show local police aggravating the situation as well.

Years of tension have reached a boiling point

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-imaginarythoughts-:

stele3:

Ferguson Police have dogs and shotguns. The unarmed crowd is raising their hands.

For anyone not following the Mike Brown story on Twitter: a 17 year old black boy named Mike Brown, who was supposed to start college tomorrow, was shot to death in Ferguson, Missouri by police while jaywalking. He was unarmed. He was shot 9 times.

Initial media reports claimed that an 18 year old black man had been shot and killed while fleeing police after shoplifting.

People in the neighborhood, including members of Mike Brown’s family, came out of their homes and began to protest, shouting “no justice, no peace,” and keeping their hands in the air.

Media reports claimed that a violent mob quickly formed around the shooting location shouting “kill the police.”

Spread this. Tell the truth about what happened to this boy. Tell the truth about what is happening NOW. The police and the mainstream media is painting him as a criminal, and his community as a violent mob.

SPREAD THIS. Don’t let them lie.

9 times for a candy bar that he didn’t even steal!!

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thekingofthorns:

oneconstantembarrassment this made me think of you and Gaga

thekingofthorns:

oneconstantembarrassment this made me think of you and Gaga

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specktoons:

That time of the month came early this time! That’s right! RAGE AGAINST THE VAGEEN is happening again already!
If you’re in the Rochester or Upstate NY area you should definitely swing by!

specktoons:

That time of the month came early this time! That’s right! RAGE AGAINST THE VAGEEN is happening again already!

If you’re in the Rochester or Upstate NY area you should definitely swing by!

(via oneconstantembarrassment)

❝I told Miyazaki I love the “gratuitous motion” in his films; instead of every movement being dictated by the story, sometimes people will just sit for a moment, or they will sigh, or look in a running stream, or do something extra, not to advance the story but only to give the sense of time and place and who they are.

"We have a word for that in Japanese," he said. "It’s called ma. Emptiness. It’s there intentionally.”

Is that like the “pillow words” that separate phrases in Japanese poetry?

"I don’t think it’s like the pillow word." He clapped his hands three or four times. "The time in between my clapping is ma. If you just have non-stop action with no breathing space at all, it’s just busyness. But if you take a moment, then the tension building in the film can grow into a wider dimension. If you just have constant tension at 80 degrees all the time you just get numb.

Rogert Ebert, on Hayao Miyazaki (via skeletales)

oneconstantembarrassment

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❝Do you think that your 16 year old daughter hasn’t masturbated already? Like, do you really think there’s anything in that scene that this chick hasn’t already tried when the lights go out at night, or in the bathroom, or in the tub, or with the shower head or something like that? I’m telling you, man, I’m not teaching this broad anything new. If I were to create a rating system, I wouldn’t even put murder right at the top of the chief offenses. I would put rape right at the top, and assault against women. Because it’s so insanely overused and insulting how much it’s overused in movies as a plot device, a woman in peril. That, to me, is offensive, yet that shit skates.❞
Kevin Smith (director) on the ridiculousness of movies about sex receiving NC-17 ratings while extremely violent movies get by with R ratings. (via kevinnj)

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unlucky-artist:

Maybe the best sarcastic conversation in tv history 

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