I’m going to see my friend Xandra who I haven’t seen since last year when we were in Japan SO YEAH I’M PRETTY PUMPED :)
If I fall off the face of the internet for a few weeks, don’t forget about me! Also, I will be making a travelogue video with my grandma and she’ll probably be a bigger star than me and sign with an agency who represents Robert Pattinson or something since she’s a naughty minx.
p.s. Nicki Minaj is having a video contest for people to do covers of her songs and winners get tickets to her tour AND a meet and greet shenanigans. So definitely gonna have to get some Julie Andrews all up in that shit.
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thevoicethatbreaksthesilence asked: p.s. come visit as soon as you can! I want to dance and talk about cats.
That sounds awesome but I’m actually go to Cali and Hawaii for two weeks! But as soon as I get back we shall frolic gayly
and I kept not calling them back because I was all nervy nerv and also under the impression that they just wanted to steal my monies, but then I told my mama and she was like I’M ON THIS and she looked them up online (something that I could have done very easily considering that I am a grown ass…
Congrats babe! Bring in the dough so I don’t have to do any work!
TYPICAL
and as soon as I came home I had so much love on facebook and tumblr, holy shit, you guys are seriously the best. For those of you that I know personally AND those of you that I don’t, you’re all so freakin wonderful that I can’t even express it with words!
THANK YOU THANK YOU for all your messages and comments, I know it’s just internet love but it really is so sweet. I’m not one for the corny shit but you guys are the bomb diggity. My life is really not as awe inspiring as you pretend it is, BUT THANK YOU FOR PRETENDING. :)
Anonymous asked: i keep freezing your new video on the part with boobs
HAHA yo this is literally the best message I’ve ever received, and that’s even including the “why you think cats r funny” message.
Thank you so much for being you. Keep at it.
and I kept not calling them back because I was all nervy nerv and also under the impression that they just wanted to steal my monies, but then I told my mama and she was like I’M ON THIS and she looked them up online (something that I could have done very easily considering that I am a grown ass woman) AND WHAT WHAT they are a legitimate agency and apparently they are “very interested” in me, so I finally called them back and apologized for repeatedly ignoring them and nowwwww they wanna interview me and sign me! It’s pretty cool considering all I did was make some youtube videos and cry alone in my room.
Hopefully I will make eight million dollars so I can live a lifestyle that is properly suited for me!
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It was like “if my daughter gets drunk at a frat party, I will blame her for getting raped.”
I love Postsecret but I feel like that shouldn’t even be posted, that it the most fucked up shit I’ve ever heard. Some people need to not have kids. You are a TERRIBLE parent.
My perfect shoes from http://www.etsy.com/shop/PonyChopsShop came in yesterday so naturally Lady Gaga and I had to take some customer appreciation promotional photos.
They are so freaking Kawaii that I could die! PonyChops is an amazing artist and she’s still taking custom orders, so I would highly recommend checking her out.
Thanks again PonyChops! :)
New Video is finally up! Sorry it took ten million years, I was having camera issues and 15 hour shift issues and graduating from college issues and all that shit, BUT HERE IT IS.
I see you included the obligatory stolen joke from me in this video as well. Keep the streak alive!
I’m Phill and I love to complain about how my girlfriend uses jokes we MADE UP TOGETHER in her videos, even though she is the breadwinner of our household and she provides for me wah wah
New Video is finally up! Sorry it took ten million years, I was having camera issues and 15 hour shift issues and graduating from college issues and all that shit, BUT HERE IT IS.
I was so pumped when I saw that the Nicki Minaj tickets I wanted were only 39 dollars, but little did I realize that my dreams could never come true that easily. It looks like all the cheap tickets have already been snatched up and now people are reselling them for twice their original prices.
BITCHES.
WHY DO I NOT POSSES YOUR FINANCIAL PROWESS? WHY?
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